THE BEST OF FEBRUARY

ZENO OF ELEA - FRAGMENTS

"time was there at day one if you believe in evolution or whatever.....times there......deal with it. Why so serious?"


LAWRENCE - WOMEN IN LOVE

"I've outgrown thinking this hard."

"I had just started the 'humanities' requirement for my degree program and was assigned this book to read for a literature course. I did not expect, from the title, that it would be a book for a Christian, but I believe in respecting authority, so I tried to read the book. But I was not able to finish it. It was so dark and full of all kinds of morbid things, that were almost as bad as the pornography. It had no redeeming feature. I felt ashamed while I was reading it, and it was so bad that even the places which were all right seemed suspicious. I thought, how will he find something weird and ugly here? This book was written back when England was full of labor unrest and socialism and paganism and what they called 'free love' so I suppose this had something to do with it.
Some of the Christians in my class wanted to complain to the Dean about a hostile study environment for Christians, but we were afraid of retribution by secular humanists."


SHAKESPEARE - OTHELLO

"Another cliche, typical plot by Shakespeare.

Why do teachers keep making their students read Shakespeare, its the 21st century we should finally realize that his works are unimaginative and that he wasn't a genious. There are so many better classic writers out there that people just ignore."


BRONTE - WUTHERING HEIGHTS

"This book really made me appreciate modern living and the accessibility of potential mates. Online dating would have solved all the problems the characters experience in this book."


SALLUST - BELLUM CATILINAE

"It’s so damn hard still going to school while being a fangirl. I have like 4 ideas for stories/ new chapters in my head and my fingers are itching to write them but I have this stupid fucking Latin exam on Saturday and I have to study for that. Why can’t I just be finished with school already?! I just want to wriiiiiiiite!!! *le pout*"


TENNYSON - POEMS

"It is better to have loved and lost that to suck my hairy dick you ugly bearded twat-faced cock sucking asshole"


THE BIBLE

"it is great to have the word of God on my tablet for free, just like I became free after He paid for my sins"

"Definitely don't let your children read this crazy book filled with mass murder, rape , slavery, and a lot more evil stuff. It's not as good as other ancient mythology books like The Odyssey."


WHITEHEAD - AN ENQUIRY CONCERNING THE PRINCIPLES OF NATURAL KNOWLEDGE

"Philosophy. Love of Knowledge. Science is not subordinate to philosophy it IS philosophy. It was not until relatively recently that anyone even delved to suggest otherwise....usually philosophers with little or no background in science trying to establish a role for themselves.....like that idiot Whitehead. This is not an empty opinion, I actually spent a lot of time on the role of philosophy in moderm times."