SPECIAL: TATTOO

"'I’ll follow you and make a heaven out of hell,
and I’ll die by your hand which I love so well.'
Fourth. A Midsummer Night’s Dream Act 12. Shakespeare."

HEY IDIOT, GOT A SUGGESTION FOR YOU: IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET A LINE FROM A BOOK TATTOOED ONTO YOUR BODY, AS IN, THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE ON YOUR SKIN FOREVER, READ THE BOOK FIRST

THE MERE ACT OF TRYING TO OPEN IT TO ACT TWELVE OUGHT TO PUT YOU ON THE ALERT

THEN YOU CAN THINK TO YOURSELF FOR TWO SECONDS UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT "HEY, THIS COUPLET OF SHAKESPEARE ISN'T IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER AND IS IN POINT OF FACT A RUNNY PUDDLE OF SHIT......... MAYBE I OUGHT TO CHECK THAT MY POTENTIAL TATTOO ISN'T FROM A NO FEAR SHAKESPEARE 'TRANSLATION' OF THE PLAY, INSTEAD OF THE PLAY ITSELF"